what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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