- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

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