- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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