What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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