- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Smelly Indians.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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