- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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