- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A train poops its pants.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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