- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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