Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

hashtags suck balls

women's rights

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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