- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Guest what? Dog

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

rocky is here again.......................

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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