Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Religion.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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