- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why do fat people commit suicide

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

FUCK YOU

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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