what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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