- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

This sentence is a lie.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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