Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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