You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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whats black and large -me

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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