Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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