Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What does water taste like? Water

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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