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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what's white and sticky semen

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

the economy.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what's white and sticky semen

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

the economy.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs