What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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