- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

WNBA

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

oh hey.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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