what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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