Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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I am dyslexic

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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This statement is false.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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