what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What? Why?

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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