whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What? Why?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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