A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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THe Election

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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