Pianos.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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