What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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