Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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matt is fat

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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