- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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