- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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