- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Penis

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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