Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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