Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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knock knock who's there ?

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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this site is an antijoke

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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test test

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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