- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??