Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

European on my shoes, buddy.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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