- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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