- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

A baby seal walks into a club.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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