What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

G:nock nock B:come in!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

[Set up] [No punch line]

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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