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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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