- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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