What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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