- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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