Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Sex vagina. lol.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Y u do dis?

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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