- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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