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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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