Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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