Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Christianity.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Daniel is a fag

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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