- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If life gives you lemonade.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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