knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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