Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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69

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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what goes boo a sock

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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