- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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