- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

You're a frog

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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