- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Sir, your wife is dead

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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