- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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