- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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