An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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