- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

your face

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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