- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

im telling maguire

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Womens rights

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

I hate blackniggers

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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