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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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