What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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He--Hey guys

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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