- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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