Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Women's rights.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Cripples are lame.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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alert('The Game')

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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The queen having a shit

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Anti Joke

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