- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.