- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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