- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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