"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

lets bomb africa

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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