one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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