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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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