- Anti Joke

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*