- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

su algato es en fuego

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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