- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

I had a submarine.... once

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What is black and has no education A tire.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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