A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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what do you call your mom? mom

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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