- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont have a girlfriend

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What? Huh?

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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