- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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