- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Manchester City

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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