Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Immigration Laws

why was the boy sad? because.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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