- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's up? Your time.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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