Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Your sex life.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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#Getweird

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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