- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

women's rights

batman farted so hes retarded

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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