- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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