How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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An Aisian failed a test

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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