- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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