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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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