What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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This is a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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