- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

identical jokes get different votes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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