- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Badabing.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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