Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

how much fish could a chicken

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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