- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Shea's sty....

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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