- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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