- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

The GOV and the WHO?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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