- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why can't february march Because april may

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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