- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

So a seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

I am a women

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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