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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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