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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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