Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

William wright is Gay

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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