why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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