Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Albino African Americans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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