Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Face Hunter is scum

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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