- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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