- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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