- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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