- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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