A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

How high is the sky? True or False

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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