Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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