- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Women's rights

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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