Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Women's rights

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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