- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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