- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Knock knock Go away

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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