What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Dick Cheney That's the joke

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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