why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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