What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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No soup for you!

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Double-whammy

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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