Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

andrew wagner

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Yo mama's fat.

y u no like me joke?

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

I like poop in my butt

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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